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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    A Police Jack Russell?
     
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    Eh?
     
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    Anyways, I'm off to walk my big girl now <ok>
     
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    SAFCDRUM Well-Known Member

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    Oh well, if its good for Colorado then its good for me. That's me convinced.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You got lost way back big man, I said 'controlled but statistically correct' as in Police attack dogs, no they don't count but neither does matey's Labrador attacks that never get reported, it was all ****ing idle bollocks mate.

    Enjoy your walk mate <ok>
     
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  6. dansafcman

    dansafcman Well-Known Member

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    Having looked into it in detail, it seems it depends on what the stats are looking for

    Labradors quite often make the top 5 for # of bites. so are Chihuahua, Jack russels, Chow Chows and german shepards

    If you look at fatal dog attacks, "pit bulls" are in the top 5, for some reason Chihuahua dont make too many fatal attacks
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh>

    Imagine the shame of dying that way.
     
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    dansafcman Well-Known Member

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    reminds me of an old (bad) joke

    what the difference between a Pitbull and a yorkshire terrier ?

    Would you stop a pitbull from pissing on your leg.

    it was on xmas card, with a picture. was funnier then, i promise
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Must've had to be there <laugh>

    My mate's mate once brought 4 (FOUR) pitbulls into the house, they were good as gold, he'd obviously trained them well. He went for a piss and they all started sniffing around the room, I'd never been so intimidated... even when you know they're well trained, I couldn't trust them.
     
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    dansafcman Well-Known Member

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    funny thing is, there is no such thing as a pit bull....

    it describes a certain personality/character traits and physical appearance but is not limited to a specific breed. the dangerous dogs act is a load of bollocks, as mentioned on here by several people on here already, you can turn any dog into a bad dog if you dont bring it up right. to have certain breeds, its the people who should need to be trained and licensed not the dogs.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    American Pit Bull Terrier.

    I've seen them, in real life, they're real you know.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    I want 2 ligers to play with !
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I hope sincerely that you find them, fully grown, wild.

    Remember it is good courtesy when meeting a lion/tiger to tie a dead lamb to your head.
     
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    <laugh>

    In all seriousness, how much would you have to pay for something like a lion in this country?
     
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    A **** load of money on dead horses.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Stupid money, they'd cost a fortune to feed as well, knowing my luck I'd get a picky lion who only likes Waitrose Lobster tail sandwiches and only drinks Bollinger.
     
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    WTF <laugh>

    Can you imagine the call to the insurance company "Do you have an alarm fitted, Sir?" - "Na, I've got a big **** off Liger, Love"
     
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