Cat/Dog Owners

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Outdoor cats **** in everyone else's garden but their own.

One guy was telling me he stumbled on one in his back garden and he blasted it with his high jet hose.

Little ****ty ****er never came back.

Personally I would have shot the ****, ****in waste of space.

 

...and they dig up yer plants

 

Bullshit, you would have raped it like every other poor animal that's ever crossed your path

 

Mmmmm how big is your penis darling?

I want to stroke it gently to begin with , getting faster and faster before you dribble weakly with excitement.

I'd then rub your cum all over my glistening hairy chest.

You up for that babes?

PM me sweetie.

 

Plants ... whit a ****in ****!

 

Is that egg plants or pineapple plants?

 

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Robert Plant's Pants

 

It's bad enough hearing people in the office going on about their blasted kids - I really couldn't give a **** about little jasper or tabitha's personal development and usually find myself hoping that their next big social engagement will be mummy or daddy's funeral.

However, the tedium that causes is as nothing compared to the sheer ball aching nausea induced when people bang on about their dogs or cats - seriosuly - nobody gives a monkey's toss a fish's tit or a serpent's arsehole.

 

How many pets you got Dan?

 

about 3000 - crabs

 

You better look after them well Dan, they're endangered.

http://disinfo.com/2013/01/pubic-crab-lice-join-endangered-species-list/

 

Lolz we need to get Bill Oddie and Kate (I wid) Humble to launch a campaign to save them.

 

Sez the guy who lost his garden shed. #plantpots

 

Dan has gone off the range.

 

Sexy times can be costly.

 

low ****in blow...

 

i love my cat

 

Keep your sordid tales of bestiality to yourself please, us respectable members of the forum are not interested in that sort of thing.

 

Mine is such a killing machine we call him Ratko as in Mladic.