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Off Topic Case for the defence

Discussion in 'Everton' started by Peej, Apr 29, 2015.

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Which set of players will end the season with the most goals

Poll closed May 6, 2015.
  1. Liverpool Strikers. Sturridge, Borini, Lambert and Balotelli

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  2. Everton Defenders. Baines, Jagielka, Stones, Coleman.

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  1. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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  2. Tobes

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    Not 'owned' at all I'm afraid, given that your actual post on their board was a wum saying that it was fitting that they won it with a dive and then accused Hazard of simulation.

    You couldn't offer any supposed rival genuine congratulations, as you're as bitter as ****.

    #nowthatisowned
     
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    You want to go and check your maths fat lad
     
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    It was a dive, and the congratulations was #legit

    You project your own #bitterness everywhere
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Pure comedy gold this. Read the Mentor bit <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    The worst thing is that you and some of your fellow bitter kopites don't realise just how bitter and twisted you actually are. Spouting your bile at United, Chelsea and any one else who smashes the kopite delusion and deflates your sense of entitlement.
     
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  7. astro

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    Relax, no need to cry about it <ok>
     
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  8. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    'I always say a squad is like a good meal. I'm not a great cook, but a good meal takes a wee bit of time. But also, to offer a good meal you need good ingredients.'

    He just needs the right ingredients.

    I bet he wishes he would stop spending Waitrose money on Aldi quality <laugh>
     
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  9. Justovertheline

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    #spent200+milliontogobackwardsandstilldontgiveafuckaslongasyoucantalkshitandbitchaboutmanutdandevertonwiththeodddigatchelseacostheyvewontheleagueyoubitterfuck

    #brendaforlife
     
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    Hahahahaha <laugh>
     
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  11. astro

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    157 characters long

    Hashtags can only be 139 characters long

    Also you can't use the '+' character

    #epicfail
     
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  12. Justovertheline

    Justovertheline Well-Known Member

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    Brendan"200+million man"
    Thats who the #epicfail is ha ha
    no matter how much you paper over the cracks by bitching at EFC Man Utd and Chelsea...
    I notice one or two LFC posters have finally noticed you are a monumental moron...
     
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  13. astro

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    Sort your story out lad, if you use his full spending history we have gone forward. If you want to say we have gone backwards you have to just use this season <doh>

    Martinez broke your transfer record to deliver your worst season in a decade <cheers>

    And best of all none of you give a ****, you've all given up on your club <laugh>
     
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    Fore runner to the ipod <ok>
     
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  15. Diego

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    Where did you finish the season before Brendan took over, how much has he spent and where will you finish this season. Has he been value for money?

    Everton have broke their transfer record for a guy that has scored 19 goals so far this season, shocking. Tell us all about your transfer record signing please :grin:
     
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    Another soft lad who needs to sort his story out

    If it's only about delivering actual trophies, then Lukaku is a total ****ing flop. Our record signing at least got us a League Cup (and almost won us an FA Cup too)

    If it's about more than just trophies, then Brendan has been great value for some of the best football I've ever seen and the closest league challenge in decades

    Our horrible season means just about missing out on CL football and losing 2 semi-finals (at least one of which to the eventual winner)

    The reality is, despite the hopes of #bitters and Mancs, things just aren't that bad for us

    Everton have had a total disaster, and for the money spent Man Utd are still a ****ing shambles who can't play against anything without Carrick and a manger whose best idea is to drop Rooney and RVP to CM <laugh>
     
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    Suarez delivered the exciting football <ok>

    It`s not a horrible season for you, it is par for the last few years. Where you think you should be is not reality, where you are consistanty is.
    All clubs think they should be doing better than they are, it is called aspiration. The truth is, when a club consistantly finishes in or around the same position that is their level untill something changes.
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Liverpool on track to win nothing. Rodgers goals were CL qualification, maybe a cup.

    £200m spent to win the same as Martinez.
     
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    Last season was all about Suarez and this season is merely where you are, which after entrusting Sterident with over £200m is a complete failure.

    He's bought donkeys for mega money, the likes of Lovren, Lallana, Borini, Ballotelli and Markovich, those 5 alone cost you £92m, what a ****ing joke. You should be calling for his head on a stick, yet dongs like you defend him to the hilt and kid yourselves on that its all good and this season is merely a blip. No lad, last season was the blip, the man at the helm is a snake oil salesman and a complete fraud.

    #rodgersforlife
     
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    One day Astroturfnaut may wake up lol...I fecking doubt it mind being that much of a tool must be deeply ingrained as even a few of the kopites seem to be waking up to..

    Huge lol at the bitter kopites crying about the ref for the chelsea match....funny how when other teams do well the ref is always corrupt eh lol?? And low and behold when the kopites **** up its also the refs fault nowt to do with #fraudrodgers spunking 200+million ha ha
     
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