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  1. Zico

    Zico Active Member

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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    It would be ok though back in the day when you had white dog pooh if she had a dog that is and it was the dog and not Gambol that shat himself on the white sofa.

    I know there are a few assumptions and it is all rather tenuous.

    But life is tenuous really.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 16, 2011
  3. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    er = excellent rapport
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Aug 16, 2011
  4. Dave the Rave

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    Maybe he was constipated and lost his finger poking around <laugh>
     
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  5. MrT

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  6. Admiral Pure

    Admiral Pure Well-Known Member

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    Aye. Are you some kind of 'clean freak'?
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    monacoger, Aug 16, 2011
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You know how it is. Getting that last klingon out is a bitch. <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Aug 16, 2011
  9. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Someone told me the army teach their soldiers in their training how to clean out every bit of keech by putting your whole hand up your arse and scooping it out.

    I think they were having me on though.

    <blonde>
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's what's known as a "leading conversation". They were trying to get you to talk buttsex, then get in about yer dungpipe. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Aug 16, 2011
  11. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Ah, I thought as much.

    Thanks for that.
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 16, 2011
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So, ever shat on a sofa?
     
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    Gambol, Aug 16, 2011
  13. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Never. Only my feet/ankles.

    You?
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 16, 2011
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No. Despite want some people say.

    ...wait, how the **** do you ****e on your own feet and ankes?
     
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    Gambol, Aug 16, 2011
  15. Tina_old

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    I believe you.

    I'm very bendy. <ok>
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 16, 2011
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah right. Makes sense.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 16, 2011
  17. The Raging Oxter

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    She always ****es standing up <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 16, 2011
  18. RAVENBLACK

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    Her feet are back to front Gambol.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 16, 2011
  19. Tina_old

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    Is there anything else you want to ask, or are we done here?
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 16, 2011
  20. Tina_old

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    <laugh>
     
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