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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Feb 1, 2018.

  1. PINKIE

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    Bit of T Cut should get that old girl up and running again
     
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  2. Tobes

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    Going to order one of these at the weekend

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  3. Tel (they/them)

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    What’s that? Looks like an electric Volvo/BMW?
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Unless you meant the man, he looks like a ****.
     
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  5. Sweats

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    It’s ****ing epic mate. Mine is the long range and does 0-60 in 5 seconds. The performance does it in 3.

    mine makes me feel sick when I plant my foot. Get one. It’s the future. The sound system is also immense. It’s a disco on wheels.
     
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    It is an EV - a Skoda Enyaq, basically a better spec VW ID 4 that they’ve cleverly listed at just under £35k so you get the £2500 Govt grant and then you spec it up, as the options are excluded from the Govt limit. So you can order all the goodies like 21” rims etc for **** all.
     
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    Looks great <ok>

    My old dear has got a Karoq. It’s just a basic model but Skoda built is ****in spot on.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

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    Mine will do 60 in 4.5 like but I’d have to throw about 35k at it to get anywhere near 3 seconds. You eventually get used to the pace and it just becomes normal. I got chased by a GTR near Trafford park this afternoon, I get fed up of people thinking I just wanna race everywhere, which probably doesn’t happen too often in the Tesla’s.

    They’re definitely starting to appeal to me like.
     
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    Looks nice mate, some sporty lines in there I like it. Tell you what I saw the other day a Kia Storento or something, somebody had one at the office, the interior was absolutely stunning. Think it was a PHEV like but still, Kia.

    Skoda is obvs just VW now innit, same quality build for much less than an Audi/VW.
     
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    The wheels on electric cars are getting slightly better as well now, the original Tesla ones were utter mince.

    They need to get more inventive with them in general though.
     
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    it does happen. I blitzed a z4 140i the other day. There’s no loss of power for gear change and it’s all wheel drive.
     
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    Well if any of you fancy a race down a farm track up against my missus' 2003 1.9 VW Polo Tdi, I'm game <ok>
     
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    Finally took delivery of this last week, it’s the dogs bollocks, she loves it.
     
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    Needs pics <ok>
     
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    There's a joke there about beastiality that I'm not going to make :bandit:
     
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    It’s white and mucky, might take some after it’s been the car wash lol.
     
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    ye, we need Tel back.
     
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