Well then I will believe it when I see it with my own eyes. I put this purely down to speculation on your part. Tickler, what do the chaps at the snooker clubs have to say about Carmine's absence?
boys please, Carmine wouldn't want any of this. of all the things he is to all men, above all of them he is a lover not a fighter.
It'll take me an hour or two longer than 5 minutes to get there. I'm going to drive up to visit my gran soon though, how about we arrange a meet at Woodall services?
How do you explain the air of menace and mystery of violence that surrounds him? You don't get that without being a little bit handy. No, I don't mean he can put a few shelves up.
I heard Carmine once built an IKEA flat packed wardrobe all by himself. A man amongst the gods they say.
I heard that once on a day trip to Skegness, he actually won one of the boxed watches on a 2p shover game.
Even the Romans (or the Greeks in Agrons case) predicted carmine and built a statue of him. please log in to view this image
Scientists believed that the dinosaurs were wiped out by an asteroid. They were wrong. Carmine ate too many Habanero chillies and farted.
Im a bit disappointed he didnt directly announce his Lazarus-like reappearance on this thread. But I suppose blowing one's own trumpet isnt what men like Carmine do. I never heard The Bronzed Adonis talk about how good he was, the ladies did enough of that for him.
Isn't that the guy in the allotment ****ing the goat? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article145635.ece
