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Cardiff/Swansea BANTER + WUM Bin

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by DerekTheMole, Jan 13, 2012.

  1. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    dont worry kopite he`s a jack he be well on his toes by now <laugh>


    ps im cwap at spelly 2..................but im excused cos im valleys welsh <wink>
     
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  2. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    <laugh><ok>
     
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  3. swimaway

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    Sorry to here about the nasty accident with your hamster, hope the artificial polymer teste is helping you feel a little bit more manly (who knew they could make them that small... eh). It seems your predictive powers that I would 'eff off' are as good as your new bollock.


    Anywy, must dacsh as ey nid to go to helakushun, just a shame your mamma never wants to talk about spelling or anything else for that matter (dirty girl)
     
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  4. aberdude

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    not bad running man but not quite prem league tbh......now go and run a mumbles mile jackie..........must dash my misses is waiting for her full body shave>>>>>the farmer be here in five minutes <ale>
     
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  5. swimaway

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    Not Premier League ?? Like you will ever know.
    It is best you jog off, you discarded piece of mucous membrane from a the semi colon of a diseased rat.... you might get hurt (you can't handle the truth)

    PS too late, I shaved her already after finishing your mamma (just for spite of course)
    PPS she was crap, but I was amazing (Premier League infact)
     
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  6. taffthefish

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    He got so excited I wouldn't be surprised if he touched cloth!

     
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  7. swimaway

    swimaway Well-Known Member

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    Did you make that up yourself? WOW.


    sit down before you start crying again, fattthepish. You know you candle WUM/banter

    PS the only cloth I'm touching, is my scrotal sack against your missus' gusset!
     
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  8. swimaway

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    Next.....
     
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  9. taffthefish

    taffthefish Well-Known Member

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    Taking tips from you swim, can't think up dross on my own and you're the master.
    As for the wife's gusset, make sure you clean them before putting them back in the charity bag you knicked them from. Oh yes nicked deliberately miss-spelt as knicked. Now have a think about that but don't overload your cabbage brain too much.
     
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  10. aberdude

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    swim im not shocked my mam was crap cos she had six foot of soil on her for two years>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>as for my trips down the mumbles area, there`s a good chance i fisted your misses at some point>>>>>im no perv i needed a fist cos she got a twat like matalan bag>>>>>>>>>>>how she ended with a jack with a small cock is beyond me after having a soul crew lad>>>>>>>>>>.obviously she`s from the GRAVEYARD OF AMBITION <CHEERS>
     
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  11. snlk/poksnbn

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    Speaking of graveyard of ambition, what's the latest on Brendan?

    Oh! What's all this about a new revolving door being fitted at the liberty?
     
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  12. Crackerjack

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    We've had great managers that are wanted at the highest level , if Buck goes it will be for 5 million . Now I know that doesn't seem like a lot of money to a team with maxed out credit , but it's a lot to a smooth running organization !!
     
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  13. john hughs

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    Stepping stone club .........................;o)


    See the rodent swimaway is showing his/her true colours at last ,gypo peg selling scum .
     
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  14. aberdude

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    tbh cracker look at it this way>>>>you buy a player for 7mil(one season wonder),then lose your manager for 5 mil>>>>so your down 2mil if you ask me,or you can look at like the player only cost you 2 mil <cheers>............ps the money you had from promotion wont last dude its all false economy butty and its being creamed by many as we speak <ale>
     
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  15. ninian opinion

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    Rodgers is caught between a rock and a hard place. Stay in charge of a small club punching well above its weight or move to a much bigger club with all its tradition, and massive world support & get paid buckets loads more cash for it.

    (swansea is the former obviously in case any one was wondering ;);))

    I'm just surprised that Barcelona haven't made an approach for Rodgers or even Man Utd & Chelsea.
     
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  16. aberdude

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    bloody hell the jacks change managers more than the local girls change theyre knickers>>>>>>>>>>..tiz not hard i suppose <wink>........looks like another manager a swam 2 better shores swimaway <laugh>



    who`s next patrick duffy [video=youtube;Smj78NAme9M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Smj78NAme9M[/video]
     
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  17. john hughs

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    Its a gas innit .........................;O)
     
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    Hi guys long time no see, what lovey day it is in the capital, Ive heard Liverpool are looking to sign Martinez can anyone enlighten me on the latest.
     
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  19. bongojack

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    no problem lads we'll get a better one we usually do ..Not working this weekend dude so i'l post some tunes
     
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  20. aberdude

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    bongo top man get them tunes up dude i miss your taste <ok>......hey i wouldnt worry 2much tbh your board has done well for the last 10yrs in picking the right man for the job....trouble is our clubs aint big enough 2 stop career minded people and lets be honest the game is full of them types init>>>>thing is you cant blame him its a massive job.


    good luck with the search bongo lets hope it`ll bare fruit in the end <ok>




    ps i bet syg?sig is a bit pissed,the guy that just signed him has fkd off less than a week later>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ambition is strange and selfish,but something promoted by the capitalist western world.
     
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