Please don't confuse pain with orgasmic pleasure - there's not a lot of difference if you're into a bit of SM. "After you with the whip vicar, and go easy with the cucumber". BTW, that photo was me and the wife before I had the operation.........
Not really. I went in for a vasectomy and had a short-sighted surgeon - I could have come out of the anaesthetic singing soprano. I opted for an optional lobotomy first, so that if he did slip with the scalpel, I wouldn't really care (I'd just watched One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest). He didn't slip, but he was so short sighted, I ended up with a tonsilectomy instead............... (this is of course all fiction - just like Bristol City escaping relegation this season) Shut your face remote!
How can a perfectly sensible match day thread descend into this? I think we're in need of some moderation on here!....Hang on a minute, I'll give dilli and Chico a shout....
Thanks for the post Minxy, I was in your neck of the woods 3 weeks ago for my daughters wedding. Good to see you creeping away from the bottom spot.
Minxy I'm sure Fergie Jr know what he's doing, it'll be a slow but steady rise, so no dizzyness, nose bleeds or vertigo