"I'm buggered.......... bloody Moldovan 4th division players skinning me, Better pretend i'm injured........ we got the mighty QPR a week Saturday and they got that fast as f**k CISSE playing and i dont want to look any more crap than i already am"
New from Ikea - the John Terry coffee table. Holds occasional cups. The self-assembly model (only available in white) is easy and versatile to use - the wood slides into even the most reluctant of slots. Comes with a new sleek finish that nothing will stick to. Costs 150K per week. Also available from Courts.