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Bent's attempt to give up on football and model buttock gripping shorts is unfortunately wasted at an empty Stadium Of ****e.
 
Because of his wonder goal,
Your stadiums got to go,
Cause you can't afford the rent,
Thanks Darren Bent, Darren Bent
 
Bent is so thick he probably went to celebrate with the Sunderland fans