Caption Competition #?

[Lff]

"No Ron, I have no idea how Rosie opened a bank account abroad"
"Did you know I can't read or write"
"But most of all, did you know I am a cock"

I think you missed out, "ney"! Or maybe not.

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

Harry: Thought Saints fans hated me, Ron, but at least I never had to wear a bullet proof vest.

 

[Channonfodder]

"No Harry, not ketchup, mayonnaise.
Chips wissout mayonnaise is no chips"

 

[fatletiss]

"No Harry, not ketchup, mayonnaise.
Chips wissout mayonnaise is no chips"

Excellent. I actually thought this line in the car earlier; almost word for word.

 

[TheSecondStain]

What can Ron possibly be saying to dodgy 'Arry?....

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HR: I've always been an admirer of yours, Ronald.
RK: I've always been an admirer of yours, Mr Redcrapp

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

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This must be worthy of a few captions.

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

Southampton took advantage of the television coverage to demonstrate the latest addition to their range of garden gnomes.

 

[saintrichie123]

Sammy Lee saying "Oi Klopp face where's your 6-1 now?"

 

[fatletiss]

Sammy: "Hey Ron you can't understand my accent? I thought you said 'let's do a klapp when we score'"

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

Klopp failed to be amused by Sammy Lee's famous invisible shooting stick trick.