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[StrovolosTiger]

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[StrovolosTiger]

"Get off yer arse, yer cheatin, divin twat!"

 

[Quill]

"Call me 'sandman' again and i'll go all Arab Spring on yer arse."



Quite easy, this one

 

[King Curtis]

"Sorry Luis, it's not a mask. You're stuck with that **** ugly face."

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

**** me the rumours are true, you really can touch your cock with your teeth.

 

[captain caveman]

Is it true you bit a chelsea player through a tennis racket's strings?

 

[Lincoln Tiger]

Oi Suarez, if you try to bite me you won't be doing it with Chianti and lava beans, you'll be getting a knuckle sandwich instead…

I was going to add …you ****ing cheating ****, but I thought it would be over the top

 

[Stuart Blampey]

"That'll teach you to gnaw our goalposts"

 

[Amin Arrears]

"Yeah you know I'm boss you whiney little bitch"

"Please don't hurt me"

 

[Obadiah]

Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside

 

[ImperialTiger]

"Ow! My head...or knee!"

 

[C'mon ref]

"Fancy a bite after the game?"

 

[StrovolosTiger]

"Careful, Louis! With them teeth you could easily take your foreskin off!!"

 

[DMD]

You should have RIP etched into some of those grave stones in that cemetery you call your mouth you slimey looking turd.

Oh, and next time you try backing into me, I'll hit you properly you tosser.

 

[StrovolosTiger]

You should have RIP etched into some of those grave stones in that cemetery you call your mouth you slimey looking turd.

Oh, and next time you try backing into me, I'll hit you properly you tosser.

Do you know he actually started holding his head before he was touched in that incident!!! VVanker!