Caption competition

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ellandback

ellandback

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Evening lads / Ladies,

Came across this pic, and thought it would make a fantastic caption competition, so here goes :-


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I look forward to this fine gentleman discovering the joys of the new pink Pompey kit, delightfull.

Caption should be -

"Tonight Matthew I'm going to be a Plonker".
 
If you read the music on his beer gut it sounds like an ambulance's siren. Probably they're coming to take him away ha ha.

This is one really, really sad man.

When he dies he can be buried safe in the knowledge that not even the worms will want to eat him.
 
How about:

"It's just a football team, you emotionally ******ed twat". Bitter, I know.

Vin
 
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