Exactly how many Europa League games have Norwich won this season Dave? It's about as relevant. What? None? Why's that? Oh they weren't in it...
Or perhaps we've had a really successful six months under McCarthy and you have nothing to throw Dave
I must admit, when I posted about the lack of Suffolk humour I forgot about the comedy of errors performed every other week at Portaloo!
Wasn't this the caption competition thread? Seriously, you binners, this blanket baiting of Dave is becoming tiresome in the extreme. It ought to be a bit of a laugh to have input from you guys on here (you are guests, remember?), but it's the same regurgitated ****e day after day, and I can't be the only canary sick of it. Would be shame to fire up the ignore button, but it's coming to that.
That's right Dave it's embarrassing the way we're performing isn't it. We even let a rare goal in at the weekend. Nurse!!
I don't really approve of the name calling but I don't think he's helping himself We have been over this 'guests' thing last week and I think it's what started this episode. Being so precious about it is only going to add fuel to the fire.
Thanks for all your genuine responses to the competition guys. I was a bit surprised with the number of Ipswich responses given that they are not obsessed with Norwich at all. If this is how excited they get when they get to 10th in the championship, goodness knows how they will behave if they ever achieve anything properly.
That made me laugh out loud, as if I would care that much! I just think a couple of people thrive on attempting to disrupt this board, and I find that rather sad. I can see the attraction of posting on a livelier board, though.
Well done Treacle this is the best post on this thread, well done mate you've won your own competition! Your genuine sense of irony is just brilliant!
Cheers JWM, I know you don't mind the "lap dog" business and I know that you know why I do it! By God, it works a treat, he gets really worked up!
As you are interested in History, I have brought a magazine that celebrates 20 years of the premier league, in which it shows where all the teams that have played in the premier would stand if all their results were put together. 45 teams have played in the premier league between 1992 - 2012. The records for Norwich & Ipswich are as follows: Norwich Seasons played: 5 Played 202 Won 62 Drawn 62 Lost 78 Goals Scored 257 Goals Against 323 Goal Diff -66 Pts 248 Relegated 2 Ave points 49.60 Ranking 28th Ipswich Seasons played: 5 Played 202 Won 57 Drawn 53 Lost 92 Goals Scored 219 Goals Against 312 Goal Diff -93 Pts 224 Relegated 2 Ave points 44.80 Ranking 30th Top of the All-time premier league table are Man Utd with Arsenal 2nd, Chelsea 3rd. Bottom 3 are Barnsley, Burnley and Swindon. The lowest current premier league club is Swansea in 41st. West Brom, Stoke & Reading take up 31st, 32nd & 36th