please log in to view this image I have 2 guns, been used in a caption competition before but can't be bothered to trawl back and find the winning entry so that I can copy it. You have a problem with that?
Thank you kindly. New picture to follow, but I am busy so it might not be until Saturday. And that's my Saturday.... not yours!
Ok, here's next..... I'm sorry. No, I don't love her, it was just sex. You know you're my number one ass.