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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Before Beer .............
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    After Beer kicks in .........
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    aint no ****er gunna try and snatch my purse
     
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  3. UTRs

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    Office chair now only $9.99 available at all local Argos stores...
     
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  4. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I'll hang your entrails on the wall, too :emoticon-0146-punch
     
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  5. Didley Squat

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    Plagiarism SUXS!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  6. San Diego

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    By the power of Greyskull!
     
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  7. Wooperts_duck

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    They don't like it up 'em, Captain Mainwaring !!
     
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  8. Didley Squat

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    Nice one, Pike.
     
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  9. UTRs

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    Cut price circumcisions R Us...
     
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  10. kiwiqpr

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    Utrs new younger girlfriend insists he gets it hard again
     
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  11. Wooperts_duck

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    .........and the winner is Sans with a cracker of a caption !! - well done, and over to you <ok>
     
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  12. Didley Squat

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    I want to see this new girlfriend.
    I want proof and l want it, now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  13. San Diego

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    Thank you kindly
    Here is the next installment

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    This man is so lucky, he's never going to have to worry about his wife not opening her legs.
     
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    Unfortunately, after a heavy drinking session the night before, the bride was totally legless on her wedding day.
     
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  15. Wherever

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    Like Raheem Sterling she Cannot control her legs
     
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    Do you like my new hover dress ?
     
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    I wonder if he has achieved a hole in one yet.....
     
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    Poor sods' has bought a hollow shell................ you just don't get what you pay for nowadays!
     
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    And this years winner of most powerful fart competition is...
     
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  20. San Diego

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    A tough call ('cos they were all kind of ****) but this one wins

    Well done <applause>
     
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: like kiwi

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