please log in to view this image Jimmy had forgotten to buy bread so often that his wife made something to remind him
Sorry Woops, I’m just being a loud, obnoxious, Putz. Please accept the two bottles of gin that Kiwi will buy for you, from me. Kiwi?
Nae problemo Didley, only pulling your leg Mind you, a couple of bottles of gin from Kiwi would be welcome......
Yeah, probably got more chance winning Lotto or something. I heard he’s tighter than a newly pressed cork........ ( of course, l wouldn’t of thought as such, dam nice chap and all that )
please log in to view this image "Hey meester, you want lift to airport ? Very cheap, only a dollar a mile. Only take three days"
please log in to view this image DFS set up a cheap sofa delivery service anywhere across the country
please log in to view this image "Do you like my new motor caravan ? I'm still waiting for the chassis to arrive though !"
RIGGED! Dear Sans, you are so kind and such a good human being. Oh ................................ oh, its me whose the winner? Its still rigged but ...................... let me find another for you all! please log in to view this image Doctor .................... l haven't started singing, 'Moon Riverrrrrrrrrrrr!'
please log in to view this image "Well, Mr Wilson, you have a massive anal blockage which will take at least a day to clear ! Did you bring a packed lunch with you ?"
please log in to view this image "Marigolds on? - check !.........Fully lubricated bottom? - Check !...........Pants down? - Check !............we have lift off !!
Winner - Sans da Man. Runner up - Woops Last - Squat Missing - Kiwi Lost - Gordon Lost & Missing - Mrs K Lost, missing & downright late - Aussie Eric