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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Stop loafing around ffs!
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 6, 2020
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    "If I don't buy the correct food, I'll be toast when I get home !"
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 6, 2020
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    Jimmy had forgotten to buy bread so often that his wife made something to remind him
     
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    Shopping list :

    Butter
    Ham
    Cheese
     
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    ...............and the WINNER is????????????????????????
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 8, 2020
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    Bit pushy aren't we Didley <cheers>


    The winner is Sans - yep, he's the man ! Over to you pal........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 8, 2020
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Woops,
    I’m just being a loud, obnoxious, Putz.
    Please accept the two bottles of gin that Kiwi will buy for you, from me.

    Kiwi?
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 9, 2020
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    Nae problemo Didley, only pulling your leg <laugh>

    Mind you, a couple of bottles of gin from Kiwi would be welcome......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 9, 2020
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  9. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, probably got more chance winning Lotto or something.
    I heard he’s tighter than a newly pressed cork........ ( of course, l wouldn’t of thought as such, dam nice chap and all that )
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 9, 2020
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  10. San Diego

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    Thank you kindly.

    Here's next -

    ben.jpg

    Sofa, so good
     
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    San Diego, Oct 11, 2020
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    "Hey meester, you want lift to airport ? Very cheap, only a dollar a mile. Only take three days"
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 11, 2020
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    DFS set up a cheap sofa delivery service anywhere across the country
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 11, 2020
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    "Do you like my new motor caravan ? I'm still waiting for the chassis to arrive though !"
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 14, 2020
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    So l can carry all those beached whales!
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 15, 2020
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    Winner!

    Well done <applause>
     
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    San Diego, Oct 20, 2020
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    RIGGED!
    Dear Sans, you are so kind and such a good human being.

    Oh ................................ oh, its me whose the winner?

    Its still rigged but ...................... let me find another for you all!

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    Doctor .................... l haven't started singing, 'Moon Riverrrrrrrrrrrr!'
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 21, 2020
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    So brother, how did you get three walnuts stuck in your arse?
     
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    San Diego, Oct 21, 2020
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    "Well, Mr Wilson, you have a massive anal blockage which will take at least a day to clear ! Did you bring a packed lunch with you ?"
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 21, 2020
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    "Marigolds on? - check !.........Fully lubricated bottom? - Check !...........Pants down? - Check !............we have lift off !!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 22, 2020
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    Winner - Sans da Man.
    Runner up - Woops
    Last - Squat
    Missing - Kiwi
    Lost - Gordon
    Lost & Missing - Mrs K
    Lost, missing & downright late - Aussie Eric
     
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