CAPTION COMPETITION: Day One

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

It's been a while, and the players are back, so why not...

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[tomw24]

"Bloody hell, it's much more crowded than last year"

 

[ihatemyselfandwanttodie]

Yes Brenda, we can see you spying over the fence.

 

[ChilcoSaint]

"Right, that's the last of the dead wood cleared out..."

 

[thereisonlyoneno7]

"Who's going to tell Jose that Dani is back tomorrow"

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

Les: Morgan was caught tunnelling again.

 

[RedandWhiteManofKent]

RK to himself

Do you need me?
Do you think I'm pretty?
Do I make you feel like cheating?
And I'm like no, not really cause

Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
Les is always right here when I need him
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
Les is always right here when I need him.

 

[Heaven and Pelle]

'Bloody hell Ron, is that Gaston? Is he still here?'

 

[saintrichie123]

"So Ron, when I stand like this, do you really think I look like Brendan from the coach trip?"

 

[Paddy Podped]

Les: 'Well this is awkward. Tomorrow can we please agree on the dress code in advance?'

 

[Whiteley Saint]

I don't know how to tell you this Ron......the Mayonnaise hasn't arrived

 

[Sainthudson]

"Training without internationals is no training"

 

[TheSecondStain]

Les: I've got my boots in the car.

 

[Plastique Bertrand]

Ron and Les look on dispassionately as a figure beyond the perimeter fence, (bearing a strong resemblance to hapless Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers) is horribly mauled by the club's new cybernetic hounds.

 

[......loading......]

Les: Oh, Ron, you are awful, but I like you...

 

[fatletiss]

It's been a while, and the players are back, so why not...

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"Stop sucking it in Les, you can't still do a job at CB. Now **** off back to your office and get Toby signed up"

 

[saintsfcfan]

I knew that Morgan doppelganger was a good idea.

 

[Schrodinger's Cat]

Les: it should get interesting now, it looks like Brendan has strayed into Arsene's section of the bushes, and you know how territorial he is....

Ron: I'm surprised Rodgers hasn't noticed yet, Arsene has been scent marking all weekend after losing out on Morgan

 

[claytonsaint]

Bloody hell Les, I don't recognise anybody!

 

[lewebster]

Ron: Put your hands on your hips.........No Les, Ronald didn't say!