Ref!!! Why are you playing by the rules? You do know that we are playing Sunderland at The Britannia don't you???
Thanks Mr Atkinson for masking the fact we are ****e with this sending off. Stops our fans discussing my management and our teams short comings.
'i'm a cock hungry car park cruiser, please let me felch your dogs spunk from your bottom' Beat that.
You break the left leg in! The right leg out! You push them in the back and give a little clout! You do the Hokey Cokey and you pull them down! That's what it's all about.