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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by MackemsRule, Dec 11, 2012.

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    mammy told me bleeding like this will happen every month to a ****
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 11, 2012
  2. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Satire or sense, alas! can Sporus feel?
    Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?"
    Yet let me flap this bug with gilded wings,
    This painted child of dirt that stinks and stings;
    Whose buzz the witty and the fair annoys,
    Upon Cheicks chin a knock out it enjoys.

    That's Alexander Pope mother ****ers.
     
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    Disco down under, Dec 11, 2012
  3. East Stand Heckler

    East Stand Heckler Well-Known Member

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    How low can you go OP?
    Disgraceful.
     
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    East Stand Heckler, Dec 11, 2012
  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Haway man bit of fun, you cant tell me that the mags dont do the same, ive seen the comments, this is pure banter
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 11, 2012
  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    As Rog says this is just banter fella. These things can be quite funny.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 11, 2012
  6. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Have you not got anymore sheep to **** up there in that god forsaken granite ****hole of a town in the middle of nowhere?:emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    Cest Advocaat, Dec 11, 2012
  7. ...And Out Come the Wolve

    ...And Out Come the Wolve New Member

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    YOU HAVE A THREAD CELEBRATING de JONGs INJURY.
     
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    ...And Out Come the Wolve, Dec 12, 2012
  8. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    I was going to reply with some witty remark along the lines of "The View From my ****hole!" :p

    Can't be arsed with a sad **** like you though, so just do me the favour of ****ing off back to your own board you nonce. <ok>
     
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    MackemsRule, Dec 12, 2012
  9. rokermicko

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    Don't make me go in the showers with shola again.
     
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    rokermicko, Dec 12, 2012
  10. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    "Sunderland are known as the Black Cats! So why does everyone keep calling me a pussy?"
     
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    MackemsRule, Dec 12, 2012

  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    last time i drop my soap in the shower, dirty set of arse bandits, its still hurting...........<wah>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 12, 2012
  12. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Hey Roger! You've just been voted the best mackem poster award on our not606 poll. There must be two Amsterdam Rogers, I reckon. <laugh>
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Dec 12, 2012
  13. MackemsRule

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    Well deserved Roger mate. <ok>
     
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    MackemsRule, Dec 12, 2012
  14. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    well ill be ****ed
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 12, 2012
  15. East Stand Heckler

    East Stand Heckler Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to vote for you Rog, Mush is a close second.
    If we had a SAFC wum category MR would walk it.
     
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    East Stand Heckler, Dec 12, 2012
  16. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    I post a thread ONCE on your board, taking the piss out of Alberts Chip Shop and I'm now the best WUM on your board?
    ****ing hell I'm good. <ok>
     
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    MackemsRule, Dec 12, 2012
  17. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    You will be, if you bend over whilst collecting your award over there. :p
     
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    MackemsRule, Dec 12, 2012
  18. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    OOOOOHHHH EEEEERRRRRR, it aint arf big mum
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 12, 2012
  19. Beardsley's Shimmy

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    Roger . Make sure you use lube.
     
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    Beardsley's Shimmy, Dec 12, 2012
  20. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    wont need it with warm pouch seen bigger prawns
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 12, 2012
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