"So the man who got you pregnant had hair like a burst mattress, claimed to play for Newcastle and refused to pay up afterwards ......... hmmmmm."
Down that road there, past Greggs, 1st right, past Greggs, 2nd left, past Greggs, over the lights, past Greggs, 2nd right and it`s halfway up on the left, opposite Greggs. It`s always best to give directions using local landmarks.
Northumbria's finest......"Go back to Sports Direct and ask for your money back, selling **** tops isn't a police matter."
"There, next to the fruit & veg shop ...... you know, fruit, vegetables. Apples, bananas, peaches, they grow on trees ..... you eat them! For ****'s sake!"
How pet, see that over there - that's North Shields fish quay. It was the fishiest smell I have encountered until a minute ago when you waddled over