Caption Competition 3-0

[Whitejock]

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[Whitejock]

It's so sad. The baby was in my hands, then .....

 

[2 pennth]

Look no hands

 

[Whitejock]

Look no hands

..... and no brain!

 

[blonogasoven]

I think I should go in goal

 

[esteponawhite]

5 grand a finger.

 

[oldschool]

Calvin did there used to be a competition called spot the ball? Yeah Coco and I bleeding well know where it is

 

[Gessa]

Kalvin " yes, it should be in those hands, not the back of the net, you useless ****"

 

[Whitejock]

Kiko: "The wife's going to be pleased - I didn't get them dirty, so less laundry for her".

Kalvin: "Wish I could remember which method the team agreed would be the most painful for this basturd".

 

[Whitejock]

Kalvin: "I've never been so embarrassed since The Tranny Three tried to drag me into the bar they go to".

(No pun intended).

 

[Irishshako]

Yes Kiko I ****ed up once, what's your excuse

 

[Ringo Lion]

Kiko “it’s not so bad when you weigh it all up, at least it was a whitey that scored against me!!”

 

[Doc]

Look at the state of this pitch Kal I mean come on how you supposed to keep your gloves clean. ****hole this mate

 

[2 pennth]

I’ve been talking to these hands for years and they still take no notice

 

[oldschool]

i blame my uncle manuel, kalvin...he is from barcelona!

 

[lifecheshirewhite]

It's like the hands belong to someone else, I can't control them.

 

[oldschool]

I'm going to trading standards kal....these are supposed to have a non slip coating !!

 

[stonkin]

I'm going to trading standards kal....these are supposed to have a non slip coating !!

then Kal says...

"They do. But you need to get a glove on the ball for it to work"

 

[oldschool]

then Kal says...

"They do. But you need to get a glove on the ball for it to work"

Great minds

 

[Makemstine Roger]

wish i could catch the dog that **** here