Caption Competition 24/11

[redruthyella]

Thank you HFM.
Hollywood has its Oscars. Television has its Emmys. Broadway has its Tonys. And advertising has its Clios. And its Andys, Addys, Effies and Obies. And 117 other assorted Awards. And those are just the big ones.
But the sincere tears haven't stopped flowing since I won the last Caption Competition.

Please have a try with this

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My own version would be:
Rooney proves he is a better dribbler than Ronaldo

 

[wellyblue]

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Someone had to take Clattenburg's place...

 

[Resurgam]

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Now wink you bastard!

 

[Resurgam]

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Look...... no hands

 

[Kenny Foggo on the Wing!!!]

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Bend it like Beckham....

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[johnnywarksmoustache]

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Ahhh You're nearly as good as those grannies I used to shag...

 

[VectisCanary]

Ronaldo thought he was the hot shot

 

[KIO]

Now wink you bastard!

You sod Maestro I've just spilt my beer laughing at that, I think we've got a winner already

 

[canarie-chippy]

"Im a little tea pot now suck my spout"

 

[CanariesSoccer]

"Unfortunate angle gives the illusion that Ronaldo is performing a sex act on Rooney"

Or did I miss the point...?

 

[Resurgam]

You sod Maestro I've just spilt my beer laughing at that, I think we've got a winner already

Shame you're not picking the winner KIO

 

[Dangerous Marsupial]

"Unfortunate angle gives the illusion that Ronaldo is performing a sex act on Rooney"

Or did I miss the point...?

You forgot to mention this illusion is furthered by Wayne Rooney's facial expression.

 

[Yellows]

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Oh my God, the syphilis has finally made it fall off!

 

[Walsh.i.am]

When I said you should try and dribble more, I didn't mean all down your leg!

 

[Snakepit Harry]

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It's better now you've taken your teeth out.

 

[ChrisAcle08]

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Put your hands on the back of my head like this, then thrust forwards!

 

[Hairy Mary Quite Canary]

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The Head Devils

 

[ncgandy]

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It's no good, I'm still not getting a signal.

 

[KIO]

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"You're not supposed to blow my bloody balls off !"

 

[wellyblue]

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The Head Devils

Excellent!!