Caption Competition #185

Dig me up you fools, I'll sort these muslims and leftists out, and why have you lot become such dandy candy pussy twats.

 

Great point 'LL. She called a spade a spade

 

call a spade a spade today and you lose your job .

 

You are about 15 months too late to start worrying about people losing their jobs.

 

you didn't lose your job,you never had a real job to start with.

 

Says a bloke who spends all his time sat down staring out of the window.

 

Its called driving,teach you somthing every day don't I.

 

as I said sat on your arse looking out of the window.

 

Watching out for you and your goose stepping Nazi's with your parking tickets.

 

Has to be my favourite

 

My colleagues are hard working public servants constantly battling against idle wagon drivers taking the piss.

 

Windscreen I hope

 

Hard workers or pen pushing socialist jobworths?

 

Seriously... From an estate agent.... Its not often words fail me.. but my irony meter has just exploded.

 

Not usually. That's why they keep driving over cars on motorways.

 

Here fishy fishy

 

You need bait. Whispering wont work

 

I'm the fishy whisperer...

 

When I say fishy whisperer, when I talk to them they stare back all open mouthed and big eyes......

 

Now I have my gloves on officer, if you turn round and drop your trousers i’ll give you a good fisting like I did to scargill