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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by DMD, Aug 24, 2017.

  1. DMD

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    Players,

    Buy 3M. Sell 10M
     
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  3. DMD

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    I thought people would try to guess who it was loitering around the back passage.
     
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  4. LeftSaidFred

    LeftSaidFred Well-Known Member

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    Cyclist 1: What time does the supermarket open?
    Cyclist 2: Its supposed to be shut until further notice.
    Cyclist 1: Bollocks to that, its a 24/7 if someone is willing to spend money.
     
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  5. tigerscanada

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    "D'ye know if they sell mirrors for ladies bogs here mate ?"
     
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  6. Chilton's Hundreds

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    Guy on the bike : "Oh it's closed. But there's another one of these low cost super markets on the corner of Ehab Street. That one's always open."
     
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  7. Happy Tiger

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    Cyclist 1 (The Liebherr Legacy): Right, this looks like the Hull City forum, lets serve them a huge can of whoopass!
    Cyclist 2 (Redorder) You sure this is a good idea? Looks a bit rough...
    Cyclist 1: LOLZ dont worry bro, I got this. Imma expert master debater! Least I think thats what my mates call me...
    Behind them on phone (Tobes): "Cooooeeeee lads lads lads! Lets destroy these fools with our wit and bantz!"
     
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  8. Benjo

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    Closing sale! Everything must be gone in 24 hours
     
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  9. The greengrocer

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    Cyclists 1. Right we can turn right down here and we join on to **** STREET! Then from there it's no peddling cos it's down hill!
     
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  10. Oregon Tiger

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    Cyclist 1: "I thought you had the paperwork to complete the signing..."
    Cyclist 2: "I thought you had the paperwork to complete the signing..."
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    Cyclist 1: "Are we in the right place? This doesn't look the offices of a major football club."
    Cyclist 2: "It's the address that came up when I entered 'Hull City Tigers Corporate Office' in my satnav".
     
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  11. ElTigre

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    Low Cost Supermarket. What a common name. If it had been called Supermarket Power or Supermarket Tigers or something like that then it would have been bigger than Tesco.
     
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    This Is our gift to the Ppl of Hull.
     
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  13. tigercity

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    "Nobody told me how to run my business!"
     
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  14. Ullofaman

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    Cyclist 1: "Damn, I know I left my penis in here somewhere."
    Cyclist 2: "Never mind that, I hope you find your balls in there first ......negotiating with this lot will require a very large pair."
     
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    Nah, you f◇♡♤in ask em if we can borrow their fax machine!
     
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  16. Des Head

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    Cyclist 1: I've heard this place is run by a couple of ****s.
    Cyclist 2: Yes. Yes it is.
    Cyclist 1: Your name is weird.
    Cyclist 2: You can ****ing talk.
     
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  17. Dills double deckers

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    **** it. Tell em we are going to the Lounge then head for the M62....
     
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    Cyclist 1 to cyclist 2.
    Last night in Beech Tree you told that bird you had a Lamborghini
     
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  19. The B&S Fanclub

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    Cyclist one...I'll have a Bounty bar, a can of coke and a Polish winger.
    Cyclist two....What's the offer?
    Cyclist one....Err..Good question...fifty p, seventy p, a lad from Oxford plus a couple of mill and me bike.
    Cyclist two...Just a minute. Are you sure about the bike?
     
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  20. Tuckin

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    "Shouldn't it be 'Assem'?"

    "No one tells me how to spell street signs."
     
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