Cyclist 1: What time does the supermarket open? Cyclist 2: Its supposed to be shut until further notice. Cyclist 1: Bollocks to that, its a 24/7 if someone is willing to spend money.
Guy on the bike : "Oh it's closed. But there's another one of these low cost super markets on the corner of Ehab Street. That one's always open."
Cyclist 1 (The Liebherr Legacy): Right, this looks like the Hull City forum, lets serve them a huge can of whoopass! Cyclist 2 (Redorder) You sure this is a good idea? Looks a bit rough... Cyclist 1: LOLZ dont worry bro, I got this. Imma expert master debater! Least I think thats what my mates call me... Behind them on phone (Tobes): "Cooooeeeee lads lads lads! Lets destroy these fools with our wit and bantz!"
Cyclists 1. Right we can turn right down here and we join on to **** STREET! Then from there it's no peddling cos it's down hill!
Cyclist 1: "I thought you had the paperwork to complete the signing..." Cyclist 2: "I thought you had the paperwork to complete the signing..." <pause> Cyclist 1: "Are we in the right place? This doesn't look the offices of a major football club." Cyclist 2: "It's the address that came up when I entered 'Hull City Tigers Corporate Office' in my satnav".
Low Cost Supermarket. What a common name. If it had been called Supermarket Power or Supermarket Tigers or something like that then it would have been bigger than Tesco.
Cyclist 1: "Damn, I know I left my penis in here somewhere." Cyclist 2: "Never mind that, I hope you find your balls in there first ......negotiating with this lot will require a very large pair."
Cyclist 1: I've heard this place is run by a couple of ****s. Cyclist 2: Yes. Yes it is. Cyclist 1: Your name is weird. Cyclist 2: You can ****ing talk.
Cyclist one...I'll have a Bounty bar, a can of coke and a Polish winger. Cyclist two....What's the offer? Cyclist one....Err..Good question...fifty p, seventy p, a lad from Oxford plus a couple of mill and me bike. Cyclist two...Just a minute. Are you sure about the bike?
