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redruthyella said:
There was a young man from E7
Was a full back in the old Spurs eleven
His skills as a coach
So far beyond reproach
Orchestrates the Canaries like Previn
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Sometimes you just have to stand and appaud. Absolute Quality Redruth.

As for the rest of us, form an orderly queue on your way out! :emoticon-0102-bigsm
 
This one takes some combination of syllables:

Well hey there sports fans here we go,
It's Canaries @ The Delia Dome,
Every week we are there,
Not one bleacher seat is found spare,
As we cheer on the jerseys of yellow!

LET'S GO CANARIES LET'S GO!!!!
 
Our season started off with a fail,
It was obvious to some that we'd trail,
A change of formation,
Has been a sensation,
A cup beckons - could this be our Holy Grail?
 
1p5wich's fans are feeling sad,
reminiscing what they once had,
Now all that beckons,
Is League 1 and I reckon,
We'll not see them while they remain just as bad!
 
Dark days at Fulham were loomin,
The Ipsquit fans were a wummin,
But City fans thought,
So what, it’s five nought,
We’ll soon be sending Fergie runnin.

Oh God, sorry everyone! Not good at this sort of thing!
 
There’s a time and a place,
To put a smile on the face,
When Pilk’s rocket header,
made us all feel better,
And a performance that was just Ace.

Already got my coat on!!!!
 
ilovedelia said:
Dark days at Fulham were loomin,
The Ipsquit fans were a wummin,
But City fans thought,
So what, it’s five nought,
We’ll soon be sending Fergie runnin.

Oh God, sorry everyone! Not good at this sort of thing!
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Don´t be daft ILD, everyone´s welcome and anyway that´s very presentable.
 
In these days of footballers' vanity,
Where money inflates their insanity,
The Norwich squad,
Are not that odd,
They're just like the rest of humanity.
 
They play very pretty
Do Johnson and Tettey!
They break up opponents in flow,
Then pass to a friend,
Who'll advance it no-end,
Then add to our score, don't you know!
 
There is an ex fitter of tyres,
Whom everybody admires,
When he gets the ball,
His touches enthrall,
We hope he never retires.
 
When injury struck down John Ruddy
We all thought that things would get bloody
When from the long grass
Leapt Bunny-he's class
And with Snoddy and Pilky
Showing skills that are silky
Our fears of survival will pass.
 
Mrs J points out mine does'nt scan and comes up with:

There once was a team called The Yellows
Who were all magnificent fellows
They all played their best
Full of vigour and zest
Cheered on by their loyal fans' bellows
 
Jarrolder said:
Mrs J points out mine does'nt scan and comes up with:

There once was a team called The Yellows
Who were all magnificent fellows
They all played their best
Full of vigour and zest
Cheered on by their loyal fans' bellows
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And she is absolutely right, it didn´t, but this one does <ok>
 
Second attempt:
At first he was "Houghton" on Twitter
He followed Paul Lambert,the quitter
He took our defence
And made it immense
Now "Chris Hughton's" the toast,mine's a bitter!
 
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