Lol. I ain't exactly sure either, but I'm going with Mrs Your Cesc is On Fire, and she's a Birmingham fan (but without the accent) and some brummie mates, which sadly means I have to sit with their lot... Just hope I don't get nailed when I start singing when I'm slightly pissed and we're winning, cus I'm originally from Buckinghamshire and sound rather posh.. I can't do the hard voice, it makes me sound a bit gay really (see Michael McIntyre: great even though he's a spud!). I am 6'4" though, which may deter some people.
How exactly do you know the size of my pen... oh wait, you're on about me in general. I see. But I do have a very big pen... ...bought it from Hawkin's Bazaar!!