Can't wait until he comes to Anfield next season,He's just given Liverpool fans a stick to beat him with.They have someone other than Rooney to pick on,they needed someone as Gary Neville their favourite target has retired.Michael Owen won't play,so there has to be at least two to pull the piss out of.
Now thats one to start at Anfield. Can you start one up with a reference to Imogen in it.I reckon there should be a few banners put up in reference to Giggs extramarital affairs. There has to be more than just shouting ''Fat Granny Shagger'' at Rooney.
Hope this covers it KPR Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs Running for his life Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs shags his brothers wife over the dales, shagging Miss Wales Imogen Imogen Imogen
He likes old girls yes he does yes he does, he likes to pay them to climb aboard, his ape like face i hope he washes it off in a puddle, when he creeping back home cos when she sees cobwebs on his nose, she might guess his game
Ken Dodd. Now thats brilliant. Have you heard the Rooney song thats sang in the Albert. Its on Youtube..Its called Once a blue..always a Manc. Here are the lyrics. I met a bluenose the other day. I asked him about the white pele. He wore a t-shirt always a blue. Then he ****ed off and went to Man U. Once a blue always a Manc. Once a blue always a Manc. Then he asked why did he go. I said your team is ****e and you've got no dough. Your chairmans skint and your team needs class. And his bird found out he was shagging a brass. Once a blue always a Manc. Once a blue always a Manc. Now Rooneys gone,he's United bound. Greedy fat ****,needs to shed a few pound. The chairman said he left the club in a wreck. They got 20 odd million for a look-alike Shrek. Once a blue,always a Manc. Once a blue always a Manc. Now theres Coleen sitting in her chair. Looking though papers and fixing her hair. She turns the page and the head-lines hit her. Wayne Rooney doing a prozzie up the ****ter. Once a blue always a Manc. Once a blue always a Manc.
I don't agree with injunctions because I think there should be freedom of information. However, I think the press needs to be more responsible in the way it uses that freedom. There's a distinct difference in " the public interest" and "what interests the public". Who's giving one to whom should only be of concern to the participants and their families and friends. I can't be bothered to summon up the energy to be bothered. God I'm boring.
After the fuss that was made last summer about Steven Gerrard having an affair with his non existent sister in law,and it turned out it was actually Wayne Rooney that was doing the cheating,I reckon we should bask in yet another summer of shame for Man United.
i heard a cavan man once dropped a fifty pence coin - he bent down to pick it up and it hit him on the back of his head
Where would Wayne Rooney be if he wasn't a footballer? Prison. Mentioning prison. There is a slight possibility thats where Giggs may end up. He's been telling porkies in legal terms that is known as purjery. When he got his injunction,He claimed to be a ''clean cut family man''.However this isn't the case as he's been servicing his sister in law for the last 8 years.However if he drops his injunction he's also open to civil action from Imogen Thomas.She can and possibly will sue him. If he has misled the courts over the injunction he can and will be prosecuted.He does however face a maximum 7 years in prison.
