Dammit. I never thought of entering the sofa into the Turner Prize. I would have entitled it "Comfort & Joy" - a damning endictment of today's attitudes to relaxtion, leisure, pleasure, the media, and the dangers of home made curry.
on second thoughts with the sort of society we have, your excrement smeared sofa would not be unique - you'd probably have to pay to have it taken off your hands.
A friend of a friend used to knock one out all over his duvet cover until it used to get stiff and crusty then flip it over and do the same to the other side. By the time the second side got coated the underneath had softened out and so it went on.... I know you are all going to think the phantom funk flinger was me but I can assure you it wasn't. I used to flush my shame down the loo like all good boys are supposed to. Ah the days of having to sit on the couch with a cushion on your lap until it was time for bed and the ritual beating out a rythmn to a much used and crumpled copy of Club International. The kind of memory that never leaves you. I can imagine sitting in my maximum security twilight home for the terminally demented, dribbling dinner down my chin and filling the piss bag on my hip not recognizing my kids but still able to picture the pick of the growlers in my favourite tug mags. Brings a tear to the eye just thinking about it.
I too just took a wee trip down memory lane there I can remember when there was nudity on late night telly trying to judge how long to leave it before going to bed so as not to be too obvious I was going for a ****. That and the periodic disappointment when my mammy would discover and dispose of my porn mag stash.
When you are young you can **** over anything. The Bodyform ad, the Cadbury's Caramel one with the sexy bunny, Countdown.
I still **** over countdown. Worst one I can remember was ****ing to the bird out the Good Life in the Camomile Lawn dressed as an even older woman getting poked off an old German. Either that or Anthea Turner in her training gear on a running machine in Blue Peter.
Did you see the Alan Partidge Mid Morning Matters Ep 1 when he had a rant about Anthea...****ing belter...would post it but can't find it EDIT: go to 10:44 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfjac2_alan-partridge-s-mid-morning-matters-episode-1_fun
