**calling all gooners**

I had to throw your stick of rock at an overly inquisitive bear in Yosemite national park - and I think my missus would have been upset if I'd gone asking for ***s in the US . . .

 

Piskie - you're on dangerous ground.... asking for ***s. Might get killed in the rush.

 

it's amazing how 1 word can mean 2 very different things.

 

Especially if you say you would love to really pull on a ***.

 

The witch in Chorlton and the wheelies used to give me nightmares

 

I'd just like to share, that I tried to go back to work after Lunch, and was told by a senior work colleague "shut down your Computer, grab a beer, and get outside in the sunshine."
Let this be a lesson to you kids out there. Stay in school and work hard, because Science Rocks!!

 

That's good, but surely if they don't work and then go on the dole, then they don't need a senior colleague to let them do that, they can do it anytime anyway.

 

Anyone else hate the transfer window?

 

I used to like sticking transfers on my bedroom window as a kid . . .

 

I used to like sticking transfers on Airfix models

 

nonsense! Airfix didn't exist when you were a nipper - it was carve your own out of balsa wood.....

 

3 day late response.

Worth the wait?

 

Of course it was

 

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That's what you call desperate

 

KFC

Kennel ****ed Chicken

 

Please uninvent twitter

 

He does look like a mixed race Mr Bean though . . . .