My favourite is to say that I am really interested and say, "I'll just pop you on hold whilst I grab a pen" and leave them on hold until they hang up. My record so far is 15 minutes.
LOL ... I'm going to try that

My favourite is to say that I am really interested and say, "I'll just pop you on hold whilst I grab a pen" and leave them on hold until they hang up. My record so far is 15 minutes.

You do if you want fibre optic broadband where I live mate![]()
My favourite is to say that I am really interested and say, "I'll just pop you on hold whilst I grab a pen" and leave them on hold until they hang up. My record so far is 15 minutes.
LOL ... I'm going to try that![]()
You do if you want fibre optic broadband where I live mate![]()
Fibre optic Broadband!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the **** are you on about, it doesn't exist, it's myth, as is normal Broadband!!!!
BT tell me I've got Broadband, I keep telling them I haven't, most of the time what they say is Broadband drops out and the dial up thing cuts in, it's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slow. They say it's basically my fault for living where I do, technological BLACK hole. Vodafone are the same, no signal most of the time, but if I hang from the bathroom window cill by my toes, point the phone North east, at 3:21pm on a Thursday but only when there's 5 Thursdays in the month, I may get to use my very expensive mobile phone for 22 seconds!!!!!

If you ring Aviva and get the option of which music to chose, select classical and you'll be sent (very quickly) to a UK call centre. They did a lot of research and learned that customers who listen to classical music cost Aviva a large sum of money in dealing with complaints.
I won't tell you how i know this as I could get someone in trouble, but trust me!
Of course it bloody exists. Oh as for your broadband problems what fault finding have YOU done, how have you pushed it with BT have you had your line card changed, have you checked and isolated any of your house wiring most of the time bad adsl is internal house wiring and even when it's not a GOOD isp will help you get it sorted out (hint bt are NOT a good isp!!)
If that was a joke sorry went right over my head![]()
You need to raise your head a bit pal!
I don't know where you live, but in the small village where I choose to live, there is NO fibre optic anything, our telephone exchange building was built in the 1940's and resembles a minature house, tiled apexed roof, windows etc, the only thing it doesn't have is a Chimney!!!
I've complained to BT and guess what???? I got 4 phone calls from India, 3 of them at 6:30 in the morning!!!!!! There's NO cable anything either, and I've had to spend a fortune on boosters and aerials just to get Freeview on my telly. So NO I don't believe there's Broadband, well not for me anyway!
I love where I live it's idylic, it's my choice, but all I want is to treated the same as everyone else, normal Broadband would do to start with!!