Cabaye's goal

[The Wilde one]

Europe doesn't seem so brilliant now, the thought of losing Tiote for 3 years for raping a team in Europe doesn't sound so good.

Haha, you can imagine that on football manager. Tiote has been banned for 3 years after raping Malmö.

 

[Tiote's Witch Doctor]

I'd rape Cabaye.

It was better than I expected for the first time hehehe

 

[Shakhtar]

wasn't it just as you expected?

A lovely effort from just outside the box. That's what he does. He was never going to get a scrappy goal.

And it got me thinking about our other players:

Jonas - a mazy run and finish.
Raylor - quality from a set-piece, long range strike.
Best - powerful left footed side foot.
Ba - nippy finish, or a toey.

Anymore?

And hwtl!

every time cabaye touches the ball i jizz a little

 

[Ameobi's Apprentice]

I'd rape Cabaye.

It was better than I expected for the first time hehehe

Saucey bastard!

 

[Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction]

wasn't it just as you expected?

A lovely effort from just outside the box. That's what he does. He was never going to get a scrappy goal.

And it got me thinking about our other players:

Jonas - a mazy run and finish.
Raylor - quality from a set-piece, long range strike.
Best - powerful left footed side foot.
Ba - nippy finish, or a toey.

Anymore?

And hwtl!

every time cabaye touches the ball i jizz a little

Tash... is that you?

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

Stevie Taylor - Header from a corner
Shola Ameobi - Hits it one side of the goal and it goes the other, he then falls over

 

[The Wilde one]

Stevie Taylor - Header from a corner
Shola Ameobi - Hits it one side of the goal and it goes the other, he then falls over

Deffo! Simpson attempts to cross and it goes in.

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

Deffo! Simpson attempts to cross and it goes in.

Colo - recieves a cross field pass and chests then vollies
Ben Arfa - skins a few then drills in with left foot
Perch - power header (wrong net)

 

[Heavy Metal Toon]

Marv looks so quick and nippy, really excited when he plays.

 

[Spiderman-Mask]

Harper - Peoples' elbows the strikers until he gets started up front then scores a 35 yard volley with his back to goal