Not the ones I smoke and drink. You gotta stop trying to smoke Wriggleys Spearmint Gum. It ain't ever gonna light!
Bugger! Walked right into that one! Just so ya know RAW, the West Brom meet up is a pun-free day! There'll be fines for all unnecessary puns.
I think all those otters we were hoping would turn up have migrated now its spring. I didn't know they did that, but hey, we live, we learn.
Whereside? I think you mean Wearside. Hypothetically speaking, if I was going to pretend to misunderstand something I wouldn't choose that.
Look at me, im leaving. Ffs either **** off or go out with a bang. I'd flood the place with so much obscene stuff, it would be a permanent ban. And maybe an FBI investigation. Instead an otter is leaving to go hunting for fish to give to their gay otter boyfriend. SO ****.