FÛCK YOU TINFOIL MAN. This is about my 4th account plus trev is funnier than me. In fact, everyone is.
Swam with dolphins, none of which appeared to exhibit gay tendencies. Mainly spent ma time relaxing in paradise and moaning if I had to get aff ma lazy arse and wander along to the beach bar rather than have one of the slave staff bring my drink to me. Forgot what hard work relaxing is.