Bye Bye Boyd

[Admiral Pure]

Hey Admiral we've never said we didn't like Michael!

The ****y murderer's ****ing ****e, what you talking about?

 

[BolloBollo]

I'm struggling to comprehend this conversation now!

 

[Admiral Pure]

Eh? What conversation?

Has Boyd signed for Villa or something?

 

[BolloBollo]

Kris Boyd's signed for David Villa?

 

[Admiral Pure]

Let me get this straight - Barrymore has signed Kris Boyd to shag dead people from the pool in his villa?

 

[ThatsNoExcuse]

Where you going to get 25K a week? The troops in the dressing room won't be happy if you halve the pizza an' chips budget.

 

[BolloBollo]

Let me get this straight - Barrymore has signed Kris Boyd to shag dead people from the pool in his villa?

now we're reading off the same page!

 

[Admiral Pure]

TNE - that doesn't even make sense.

Follow my example of clear lucidity.

 

[BolloBollo]

Where you going to get 25K a week? The troops in the dressing room won't be happy if you halve the pizza an' chips budget.

I was funny the first 1,000,0000 time!

 

[Admiral Pure]

I was funny the first 1,000,0000 time!

No you weren't.

 

[BolloBollo]

Aye Ah wiz!

 

[Admiral Pure]

Prove it.....

 

[BolloBollo]

You'd like that wouldn't you?

 

[VenomPD]

This is the thread of the day. Just got back from my dinner and nearly spewed it up I was laughing so much at that conversation!!

 

[Admiral Pure]

You'd like that wouldn't you?

Not especially.

 

[ThatsNoExcuse]

Ah, gotcha. Sorry, I was busy wondering about the technicalities of Boyd face down in a swimming pool. According to simple displacement theory there'd be no room for the water.

 

[ThatsNoExcuse]

I was funny the first 1,000,0000 time!

When you do get to funny be sure and call. It'll be a day to remember.

 

[Admiral Pure]

I'm going home . I've had enough of this nonsense.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Boyd is not Villa class in my opinion. He's slow, lazy ,workshy and has an attitude on him............... and those are his good points.

 

[Maltese Mick]

Top striker in Scotland is not Villa class?

It sound's like a reasonable statement which is the most worrying aspect of this.