I was out with my daddy today, he was buying WD40 for a creaky door. I told him your story about WD40 and a shovel. He laughed.
its funny cos its true ... ps he prob thinks youre going to be murdered soon. Tina : oh father dearest , a guy on the internet told me wd40 is great on a shovel when digging a shallow grave Daddy: ****ing hell kiddo youre gonny die