Burnley headline game

Can't believe i can get Pardew Dick and Head in my headline and still get no votes. Where's BRS when you need him?

 

Sorry, but if I can just bring your attention to JPF Rule 37, Chapter 14, sub clause 24c, it clearly states that:

"Any participant who makes a pathetic attempt at grovelling and/or promotes their own submission, in order to obtain additional votes during the 'open vote' period shall be disqualified and immediately sent to JPF's dungeon for appropriate punishment."

If you're going to play, at least be familiar with the rules.

 

I appreciate that the rules can, to some of our more challenged members, seem difficult to understand and maybe a bit obtuse but I would have thought any decent member of the KGB would be clued up on this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not that I am attempting to humiliate anyone in public as the person concerned can do that very well without any outside assistance. So no names ACS okay.

 

I am really sorry about that. I apologise to all voters who are kind enough to give up their valuable time to judge our competition. Without them none of this would be possible. I would also like to apologise to my fellow contestants who i feel i have let down badly. I am just thankful I didn't resort to grovelling but accept my disqualification and would especially like to thank Obi Wan for graciously pointing out the error of my ways. I even accept my incarceration in JPF's basement. Looking forward to meeting you ACS. Be gentle.

 

Farce. Mine was clearly the best again. A Commie Spy's entry was lame. I hate you all.

 

As i have been disqualified i feel its only fair that Pulps vote isnt wasted so i would like to reassign it as regulated in rule 44, clause 17, subsection 15a and therefore reassign it to Bam bam as per rule 45 (the bit at the end in braille).

 

I would mention BG that voting is still open and there isn't a winner yet. But I love the way you try and persuade and lobby everyone on to your side to vote for your headline.

 

How do I revoke my vote and revote you FIFA bastard?

 

And again I would like to reassign Fredds vote to Bam Bam which by my reckoning means he is joint leader with ACS.

 

Not that I am being overly bureaucratic but as Organiser I believe it is imperative that in seeking to re-assign any votes you do comply with ALL the rules. It is, therefore, necessary for me to draw your attention to rule 46 ( written in invisible ink ) which, firstly, requires the Organiser to be given a customary benefit in kind consideration to open the request for vote re-assignment and, secondly, then enables that request to be 1) granted, or 2) refused completely or 3) refused but to have the sole and unfettered discretion of being able to re-assign the vote in question to another competing member.

I await hearing from you with regard to compliance of the first step in this process.

 

I also vote Bam Bam

 

Just noticed that you're up there with ACS in rule reading ability.

Refer to above for vote re-assignment.

 

I promise to vote for you in the next vote Trev. All is forgotten. All your treachery is put to one side. My past life as a double life as a double agent, is just that, the past. Let bygones be bygones, live in peace, yadder yadder yadder

CHANGE MY VOTE YOU TWAT

 

Another zero for me! I'm getting fed up with zeros. Today TalkTalk disconnected my phone and broadband because I had not paid last month's bill of £0.00 (due to a credit cos of poor service the previous month). I'm starting to think those commies are behind it and they are deliberately messing with my life.


It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you!!!


Oh....and the game is fixed too!

 

So what you're really telling us is that you are getting worked up over nothing (0)

Plus you could still be paranoid even if they are out to get you, you're just not paranoid about nothing (0)

Finally, the game isn't fixed and you have nothing (0) on me to prove that it is.

 

I have nothing to say to that!

 

Are you sure you have nothing to say?

Nada?

Nichts?

Rien?

Niets?

Ingenting?

Intet?

Nowt?

You sure? Are you really sure? Deep, deep down are you sure?