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burial or cremation?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by - jordan -, Oct 11, 2011.

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burial or cremation?

  1. burial

  2. cremation

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  1. Tina_old

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    Tina_old, Oct 11, 2011
  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    So soon? Tina was one more compliment away from getting her fanny out, I know her type
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Oct 11, 2011
  3. Nazara

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    **** off <ok>
     
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    Nazara, Oct 11, 2011
  4. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    cremation!!
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 11, 2011
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's impossible to be buried alive. If you're mistakenly pronounced dead then the embalming process will rectify that mistake. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 12, 2011
  6. Deleted 1

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    I'd like to be taken to a taxidermist and then have my body put on display in the local boozer.
     
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  7. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    I want to be left to ferment and decompose naturally and let the birds, foxes and maggots and bacteria eat me.

    Unless I'm murdered, where I want a full autopsy carried out <grr>

    FIND ST - HE DID IT!! <#STALK@NOT606>
     
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    EDGE, Oct 12, 2011
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I don't really mind if I'm buried or cremated. I'll be dead.

    No **** is getting any of my organs though. I'm steadfastly ruining them all by smoking and drinking so the sneaky bastards canny steal them.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 12, 2011
  9. Chris-Gashead

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    Buried alive. Might get some ****ing peace and quiet before my death <ok>
     
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    Chris-Gashead, Oct 12, 2011
  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I want to re-enact Spock's 'funeral' and be shot out into space from the Enterprise while Scotty plays 'Amazing Grace' on the bagpipes. I'll then land on the Genesis planet and come back to life again.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Oct 12, 2011

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    I must admit I hate the idea of one of my vital organs going to someone who doesn't deserve them. You should be allowed to put conditions on a donor card to that effect really. Imagine there is an afterlife and you discover that some ****er allowed your heart to be given to the **** who cut you up at the T junction 20 years before.......
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Too right. Nobody is getting any of mine. <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 12, 2011
  13. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    They're not your organs, they belong to the universe.

    Decompose naturally and help out the Great British countryside.
     
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    EDGE, Oct 12, 2011
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    They are mine. I grew them myself. And no **** is getting them.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 12, 2011
  15. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    I beg to differ.

    Regards

    The Organ Harvester :emoticon-0116-evilg

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    EDGE, Oct 12, 2011
  16. Null

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    When I die, I want to kept in a Glass case full of formaldehyde..

    Maybe ask Damian Hirst to do it!Positioned in an Elvis pose:

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    Or cut in half:

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    Null, Oct 12, 2011
  17. Chancer

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    <laugh>
     
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    Chancer, Oct 12, 2011
  18. GroveRanger

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    Crucifiction? Good, out the door, line on the left, one cross each.
     
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    GroveRanger, Oct 12, 2011
  19. GroveRanger

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    Did I just spell it Crucifiction? Maybe it is an atheist conspiracy thread.
     
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    GroveRanger, Oct 12, 2011
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 12, 2011
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