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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Jan 23, 2020.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Woof, yelp.

    ****ing nation of dog lovers...
     
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  2. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    They’re not they’re as much vermin as people that allow it. Miss treat animals are the same as people who don’t care about their own children’s welfare.
     
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  3. Stan

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    The OP and the criticism of the nation of dog lovers don’t make sense.
     
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  4. Commachio

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    You're speaking about the UK, whereas i was talking about a wider concept..

    One where dogs are not so mucch, and in some cases vermin.

    bump bump
     
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  5. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    You run them over?
     
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  6. Commachio

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    Which part did you not understand?
     
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  7. Stan

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    Bump bump.
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    with a steam roller.
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Not gonna get a bump bump with a stem roller <laugh>
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I just taped them up, and hoyed them ower a bridge
     
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  11. Schlem Boogerman

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    Stem rollers?

    How big are those boxes of bananas?
     
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  12. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Edgy.

    Or is that ****ish.

    Maybe both.
     
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  13. brb

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    In the UK we are a country of Dog/Cat lovers. Yes sadly some people mistreat animals in this country, but as a whole, we tend to treat our animals well and as a member of the family. We can't be accountable for how other countries in the world may treat their animals. We can only be responsible for our own actions as visitors to foreign shores. One way of being responsible is not to actively engage in any activities that involve animals, that are cruely treated or being used in such a way it is not part of the animals normal behaviour or habitat. Also we have those same choices when and where we eat.

    In regards to me killing a cat, I'm not quite sure how that is relevant to this thread. It was a freak accident, where i had to make a split second choice, with two children in the back of my car, and I was being tailgated - did I emergency stop for a cat, that I would have probably been unable to avoid hitting anyway. Then the thread moves on to eating dogs, I think the two contexts are miles apart but hey ho, that's how it's going to roll.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I think the keyword which differentiates Comm’s actions from Brb’s misfortune is...


    “Accident”
     
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  15. Stan

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    I accidentally ran over a pigeon last summer. Silly ****er just stood there while all the others flew away. I felt guilty. It was more of a splat than a bump bump.
     
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  16. Quesadaad

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    Tragic ****

    FFS
     
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  17. Schlem Boogerman

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    Fook me, the number of rabbits, ducks, pheasants and grouse I have to dispatch in a year is unbelievable.

    Mostly down to one little golden cocker.

    It's coming up to the time of year where he'll pick up on all the youngsters that haven't quite worked out dogs are bad, like the one he ate yesterday that thought staying stock still was a good idea!
    Later in the year he'll go for all the old and weak, especially rabbits with mixy.

    That's life I suppose.
     
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  18. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I wouldn't eat a dog as it doesn't seem a very meaty animal. We have tons and tons of hangers on in our world, I can think of far worse things than a few dogs in Thailand.

    Here, Anders Behring Breivik is treated like a ****ing hotel guest in prison. He's an intolerable evil waste of space, he should be taken outside, shot and his corpse should be used to feed the crops. Instead, he's in a nice "cell" complaining to Norwegian court that he wants an Xbox One and it imposes on his human rights if he doesn't get one.

    He'll probably get it too, the prick.

    That's proper vermin, and I don't care if it's not PC, shoot those ****ers dead. End of.
     
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  19. Stan

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    Chomp chomp.
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Norway post.. not intersting
     
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