Building Collapse in Harlem

One time in Boston, I went to one of those street vans that sell burgers, frankfurters and other assorted heart-diseases. I ordered a pastrami sandwich, but as I was waiting I noticed an old blood-stained plaster in the tray of pickles. I pointed out the offending item to the van owner and then promptly cancelled my order. As I walked away, disgusted, he called out to me, 'Hey, limey, what's the problem? It's not like you're having the pickles...'

God Bless America.

 

"The word on the street" was his phrase I believe, or am I thinking of some other itchy trigger?

 

Thank God no helicopters were hurt in the incident

 

Tha wurd on that street holmes

 

How long before the White House finds an Islamic country to blame?

Iran has been overdue some cruise missile action.

 

I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me

 

Then we will see how much of an itchy trigger Obama is.

Or if he is just a choc ice.

 

dont worry about the damage in harlem the celebs will raise funds in a big concert ... miley cyrus twerking and jay z flapping those camel lips and all will good in the hood .

 

The DA's office will be all over Captain Dobey's ass over this one.

 

and it was no ones Vault ...

 

I fear this thread is going to be propelled into a pun fest now

 

I don't think it's a laughing matter making fun of the dead and I for one will leave a rose in Spanish Harlem,

 

Lovely to see that Islamic Jihad were quick to take responsibility for the building collapse in Harlem.

What nice people they are!

 

I have to say I didn't understand most of those puns, mainly because I don't know what **** black songs you are on about(no pun intended or even inferred/implied)

 

I heard it was a cabal of Wall Street Jewish bankers hell bent on destroying black jazz music.