You could legit see him saying something like that though. Bloke lives in his own weird world where everything revolves around him.
I like you man but getting a rise out of people over Steve Bruce is below the belt. Those were dark ****ing days.
My mate found Bruce face down in the snow in a Ponteland pub car park years ago, pissed, he then staggered up and tried to find his car keys!! They called him a taxi! I think he was the Mackem's manager at the time. Obviously drove him to drink.! ****ing lush.!
You sure it wasn't Chippy? They are easy to mix up. Especially when face down in ditches and car parks after a few beers.