Surprise me... What qualifications does a steward need? It's about the same as those poor sods who have to parade up and down city centre wearing a Domino's Pizza billboard isn't it?
I might disappoint Steve Bruce tonight It's possible However I expect the players to be inspired by the noise, it worked at Palace Come on City
The safety officer would refuse to sign the certificate if the club can't demonstrate it has documented proof that stewards have achieved a satisfactory level of competence. That's not petty bureaucracy, it's lessons learned from harsh experience.
Actually, they have a big problem with this, the agency staff change all the time and often don't have the paperwork they're supposed to have.
Suprisingly you can't just pull people of the street to be a steward. http://nav.thefa.com/sitecore/content/TheFA/Home/TheFA/WhoWeAre/ContactUs/NewsAndFeatures/2005/27083