i once jumped two footed into a muddy pit which i didnt know was actually on fire underneath! pain was intense! my brand spanking new british knights melted to my feet and once i peeled them off i later had to shave my socks off with a bic! had to wear slippers to school for about two month!
Left hand crushed and rebuilt sans the index finger. Thick scar on my right wrist from a drunken evening punching windows. Small scar on my left eyelid where my brother nearly took my eye out when we were kids. Am perfect in every other way.
