British Politics

I only watch extra terrestrial TV.

The aliens are informed and have no agenda.

The truth is out there, just not on this ****ty planet.

 

Derp.

There's a word that you and your fellow smack head can comprehend.

 

****.


There’s one you probably hear a lot

 

But not something you see much of, except when you look in the mirror.

 

I logged into Amazon TV on my telly what absolute garbage .

You look for Cannonball run or Jaws 2 and the greedy ****s want £7.99 to watch it and you don't even own it .

Total swizz

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-55121722

No fkn fudge this time Nige

 

You’re joking, I’m surrounded by them

 

That's just your poor command of the language. You've chosen the wrong word to represent our depth and warmth, you dopey twat.

 

Looks like a Norwich shirt!

 

More of a Jockey top imho

 

This is the shirt I thought of

 

How come they only have inquiries for deed papes?

 

Because the Government only killed Papes

hth

 

Aye! Princess Di would disagree if she wasn't a wet patch all over a French tunnel.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-55132219

Wtf

Mussies?

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-55102451

Seriously check this out

 

The body positive chicks would get it

 

Wimmin are crazy. But we all knew that already.

 

Masterclass ?

noun

1. 1.
   HISTORICAL
   a man who has people working for him, especially servants or slaves.
   "he acceded to his master's wishes"
   Similar:
   lord
   
   overlord
   
   lord and master
   ruler
   
   sovereign
   
   monarch
   
   liege
   
   liege lord
   
   suzerain
   
   overseer
   
   superintendent
   
   director
   
   manager
   
   controller
   
   leader
   
   governor
   
   commander
   
   padrone
   
   captain
   
   head
   
   headman
   
   boss
   
   principal
   
   employer
   
   foreman
   
   chief
   
   top dog
   
   honcho
   head honcho in the US" data-hw="honcho" data-lb="informal" data-tae="true" data-te="false" data-tl="en" data-tldf="" data-url="/search?client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sxsrf=ALeKk03Vcxi_zKNz-JRW92TNmCHKIhT4mA:1606754134420&q=define+honcho&forcedict=honcho&dictcorpus=en" style="max-height: 999999px;">
   head honcho
   Big Chief
   
   Big Daddy
   
   gaffer
   
   guv'nor
   the guv'nor" data-hw="guv'nor" data-lb="informal" data-tae="true" data-te="false" data-tl="en" data-tldf="" data-url="/search?client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sxsrf=ALeKk03Vcxi_zKNz-JRW92TNmCHKIhT4mA:1606754134420&q=define+guv%27nor&forcedict=guv%27nor&dictcorpus=en" style="max-height: 999999px;">
   kahuna
   
   sachem
   
   
   Opposite:
   servant
   
   underling

1. 2.
   a man

 

The crazed guy who loves bombing while claiming to "Choose Love" was right when he said he had the right to claim asylum in any country he wants to. What he wasn't right about was to enter the UK illegally. He should have stayed in the Middle East and made his application from there.