British Politics

Clanger waving to Neil Armstrong on the moon

 

Putin probably paid to get number 10 Downing Street downstairs toilet redecorated.

 

What about the Chinese funded Lefty Loony Labour Party

Derp di Derp di Slitty Eyed Derp.

 

What’s your first language?

 

Brain dead trolls seem to be incapable of ignoring what they consider boring in their simple world.

You certainly seem to be proving that as fact.

 

More non sequiturs from the whingeing Remainers, six years after the battle that they lost through their own lackadaisical assumptions: Brexit is to blame for everything. The biggest vote for anything ever in this country – 17 million people. They could not get democracy overturned but they still have not moved to France to be expendable for the greater good of The Project that looks increasingly authoritarian.

 

Pompey might be 95 Fahrenheit and the light is on but nobody is home.

 

Did you move to a non-EU country during your decades of seething about bendy bananas?

 

The intelligence services of the West are continuing to display their lack of intelligence in the current circumstances.

It always seemed likely to me that the Russian troops would go into the pro-Russia Eastern regions of Ukraine, which have been fighting a Russian-backed guerrilla war for years with the Ukrainian government forces. Just for good measure, Putin even recognised the independence of two of the regions before the troops marched.

So when the bleeding obvious happened, the West rolls out the sanctions and nothing really changes. While the West has complacently rested on its supposed liberal values, Russia and China have consolidated their military power.

 

My money is on Putin. Sleepy Joe might not be able to stay awake long enough to get through the ropes and Vlad goes out topless wrestling Russian bears for fun.

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Emily Maitlis and Jon Sopel to leave BBC to launch podcast and host LBC show

More Lefties swapping the ‘B’ for an ‘L’ and more money. They can have a wine and cheese party with Andrew Marr.

Who are Auntie going to get to keep Newsnight to the Left of Corbyn?

 

Now come on, if some Chinese spy offered you a six figure sum for information and a shag, would you turn her down? Abbott used to shag Corbyn for free.

 

I never spent decades seething about bendy bananas. I seem to recall that was a tabloid story about some ridiculous EU Regulation and it related to pricing of bananas according to quality not banning them.

Surely you would have preferred straight bananas so that they would fit more easily where you obviously insert them.

 

Good one.

Let me know when those Brexit benefits start rolling in.

 

I don’t want to have to wait 44 more years and be the only one here able to enjoy them.

 

I recon we have about 40 years to judge that, after all it took that long to get us so far down under the boot of the EU.
Are you like other thick ****ers that thought 40 years of entanglement would be ironed out overnight?