British Politics

That's what 35 years of reading Viz does to you

 

Sadiq & Dick have been allowing lefty smelly squatters take over Paddington Green police station which used to be the Met anti terrorist police station .

When your Mayor & Chief of Police pander to and kneel for Marxist anti police demonstrators then you can see why London is going down the toilet.

Last year Paddington Green police station, which closed in 2018, was occupied by the Green Anti-Capitalist Front, who smeared “all cops are b*****ds” on the walls. An application has now been filed to convert it into 600 homes.

 

Turn them into youth centres , this apparently will stop angry black people from killing each other...

 

I had the displeasure of staying there the night for Duncan disorderly, I tipped a five for my breakfast

 

Some grotty scrambled egg sausage airplane meal type thing

 

This sums up the spastic futuristic tech solutions to problems that don't exist.

Manchester United threw away thousands of pies and hot dogs etc because they had a power cut.

Millions spent to make everything cashless from Covid pass apps & tickets on your phone to enter & programs & refreshments contactless.

A loss of WiFi power or computer error and it all goes to ****.

They could have gone out and got tons of change to sell things with cash but people are too thick to count & most fans probably didn't even bother taking money as they have been conditioned to use cards or apple pay.

They would rather bin it than give it away for free.


If you rely on technology it's going to screw up .


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...fans-hungry-Old-Trafford-technical-error.html

Man United and Middlesbrough fans go hungry at Old Trafford as 'technical error' stops staff serving ANY half-time food and drink to 70,000 supporters... leaving a furious Stretford End singing 'We want Glazers out'

 

They gave it to fans at the end of the game. I am sure getting a slightly warm hamburger for free would have made up for them getting knocked out of the cup. I don't think ever don't have cash on me.

 

Norwich have the cashless system which means I need to give my Mastercard to my kids to go and buy a half time pie.

TFL did this a few years back and my 12 year old wanted to top up his Oyster at Stratford, the ticket goons told him the machine was outside the station so he beeped the barrier and tried to put a fiver in the machine.

Went back to the TFL guy and told him he wasn't old enough to have a credit card and can he pay £5 cash at the ticket office and he said no .
He told him to walk into Stratford and find a Paki shop that takes money .

 

I'm surprised Sir Macus, the morris dancing ****tah penalty expert, didn't extract hot dogs, pies and bovrils from his dung funnel to feed the masses.

 

Man Ure are almost as ****e as Lester County these days.

Not quite but getting there.

 

Gucci mongs

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10473195/Model-Downs-syndrome-22-gets-signed-agency.html


Model with Down's syndrome, 22, gets signed to a top agency after being inspired by the work of a trailblazing Vogue cover star with the same condition who represents Gucci

 

But she's not even coloured.

****ing racist ****s.

And what's her religion precisely?

 

He was maybe busy trying not to get caught by his wife in a threesome with two angels after the fuss the last time she caught him at it.

 

Derby are literally cashless.

 

I reckon someone should set up a go fund me page to campaign against the discrimination towards @Gambol for only being allowed to model mittens and not proper gloves. He's nailed on for fingerless ones.