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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wrong.

    Try again. Show your workings.

    Remember the difference between Fahrenheit and Celsius.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Lying, thieving, corrupt, self aggrandizing, criminal ****.

    So was Edison.
     
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  4. DMD

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    If it's zero degrees today, and it's predicted to be twice has cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Half as cold as today.
     
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    Wouldn't half as cold, be twice as hot? Them forecasters can't get **** all right. :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    ****ing freezing <ok>
     
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    I would suggest that we define 0 on the "cold" scale as being the temperature at which we start to feel cold wearing everyday wear, at rest and in the shade sheltered from wind or draught. According to my calculations this is 19.5c. So twice as cold as 0c equals -19.5c.
     
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    You could just convert between Fahrenheit and centigrade, and get an exact figure....or put a woolly hat on.
     
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    I grew up with fahrenheit but now it only means something when it's hot: 70 = comfortable, 80 = hot, 90 = omg panic the tarmac is melting.
     
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    My cookies are always hot.
     
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    Absolute zero is about -270c so, strictly speaking twice as cold as 0c would be around -135c
     
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  17. DMD

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    See, you're trying to be smart arse, and once again showing your ignorance instead. :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    Exactly, the guy hasn't got a clue what he's talking about.
     
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    Smart Arse is one term, another is educated. But you crazed Leavers wouldn't know about that.
     
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