British Politics

Is there any bastarding place on this flat Earth that you haven't lived buddy?

 

Too late, Saff already posted it

 

"Manchester man"

 

The difference between the Conservative party conference and the Labour party conference is chalk and cheese.

Conservative speeches are being delivered professionally, enthusiastically and the messages are also clear and concise. They're talking about what matters and what people up and down this country are interested in. They aren't being shouted down or heckled by their own members and look completely united.

Labour speeches were all over the place. Different messages coming out from different speakers. Starmer was being heckled by his own audience. No clear direction in party policies and too much being made of minority issues that people were sick of being rammed down their throats a long time ago.

No men in dresses have been seen fighting and arguing with real women in the women's toilets today, which is also a bonus.

 

Jiffy doing well now

 

I can't help but feel that their manager is taking the piss out of them or using them. They seem to be enjoying themselves though, so fair play to them.

 

I think they're Swedish.

It's just great that they never let their differently abledness hold them back

I'm going to post inspirational stories of bravery more often .

 

I woke up this morning with a swollen left ankle. The pain is horrendous and I can't put any weight on it. I have no idea how it occurred - unless I went out in my sleep and slipped off a kerb. Bizarre.

Anyway, see ya later.

 

I don't want to trouble you mate but that can be a sign of something serious. You should really book an apt with your GP just to get the once over.

 

You were probably dreaming that you were Matt Holland taking a free kick and kicked the wall .

I regularly wake up concussed dreaming I'm Gary Docherty trying to convert a corner .

 

I'm booked in for this afternoon. I feel absolutely fine otherwise.

Cheers, bud.

 

Funnily enough, I see Matty about town on a regular basis. A lovely bloke.

 

Good man. Hope they send you away for being a puff

 

It wouldn't be the first time.

 

You are bullet proof , we all thought you were a gonna about 10 years ago but there's no putting you down.

 

He used to get the guest pundit gig when we played Ipswich on Sky .

Never get bored of his little dissspointed face