British Politics

I have no nationality you ****ing fat Nigel Morris dancing spastic.

 

Mister ****tah to you, ****o

 

Away and do the Gay Gordons, you sporran waving arse bandit

 

I used to really like Scottish Country dancing at school.

There was a girl I used to fancy who I loved dancing with.

Happy days.

 

Stop posting made up bollocks. It was funny for a while.

 

Did you check it was female and not a tranny girl with a cock?

 

It is the very first book I ever gave up on. Excellent in parts, yes funny in parts, boring as **** in the main.

Never read anything by him since.

 

I never got that far but ach **** it I would have sucked her off no problem.

 

I always got paired with the girl with the sweaty palms.

 

My dream girl was Dorothy, she had fantastic knockers even at the age of 15. Wonderful days indeed.

 

That was a movie called "The Wizard of Oz"

 

why do you say it's made up?
https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk...ternative-to-unisex-toilets-at-cullod-248508/

 

I always fancied Toto to be honest.

Well, Toto or the Tin Man

 

Like the Bible ?

 

You do realise that pointing out that the people running Scotland are economically incompetent will attract lots of criticism from the many brain dead Jocks on here. It is bound to be the fault of Boris or some other Tory, not Wee Jimmy McKrankie or any of those outstanding Celts.

 

^ misses the rains down in Africa ^

 

Go back to post #33835. Quote: “I will bet you £10,000 that all landlines will not be terminated by 2025.”

So far none of you have a chance of winning the bet because this would require every piece of copper wiring and cabling across the country being put out of commission, leaving the only means of internet access as mobile devices. This is not happening. I have forgotten more about telecoms than most of you ever knew. What is being deprecated is legacy switching technology as spare parts are becoming harder to source and the people with the necessary skills are all retiring.

Stupid social justice warriors making totally illogical claims about their stepmother’s banking arrangements and telecommunications are beyond my remit but it is not impossible that the stepmother is stupid – she got hitched to his father.

 

Sadiq’s refugees will surely only be young girls, who will be getting brutally stabbed with pork swords...

Actually, it might be a fair fight, as soon as the Afghans find out where they can get their hands on some weapons. They can surely put in for a government grant to buy some. Or find a Tory MP’s mate to import them from the Taliban, who got their supplies courtesy of Sleepy Joe.

 

Why would you want to fold your phone

 

You reckon we have 10.000 posters on this forum mate because by my reckoning we have lost 5 already to covid.
3 were anti vaxxers