British Politics

Why are lefties triggered over a man eating a slice of pizza ?

 

they have an obsession with food
but not so much over a man having an unhealthy interest in children

 

Yeah it's coming from a low base, I just didn't think you were being fair by dampening the historic occasion that the Conservative party are taking us through.

 

I deal in facts.

 

Here is a fact

If Scotties vote for Independence, they will be well and truly ****ed.

 

Tell me something I don't know.

 

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

I think you are sexy

 

How about North America and South America?
The horse thing is a myth.

 

^^^^Says this mortally obese, peadoey-looking ****

 

Try again:

Africa
Antarctica
Asia
Australia
Europe
North America
South America

 

Its just America

or in reality Woke America, backward America

 

Whereas you ARE a *****.

 

Is Oceania not Australia, so yes its incorrect

I lose

 

The first oranges weren’t orange

French Poodles are actually from Germany.

 

Any chance that somebody can switch off the Dame Kelly Stormer broken record?

We surely do not have to put up with another three years of him and his brain dead deputy Angela Rayner calling for inquiries into anything that any Tory has done in the last decade while grovelling on one knee to the BLM anarchists.

How about actually doing the job that the Opposition is supposed to do: challenging the government’s actions and policies. Who gives a toss about whether Boris or one of his chums picked up the decorating bill at 10 Downing Street? I know a bloke who could have done the new Media Briefing Conference Centre for £2,600 – a thousandth of what it cost. A couple of Union flags, a lectern and a lick of paint. And he would have used a Dyson not Henry to clean it.

I see that the Labour Council in Stormer’s constituency is one of the worst in the country for recycling. He had better keep quiet about any green plans that the loonies were going to propose. Recycling speeches about “Tory sleaze” and “There needs to be an inquiry” will not save the planet or the Labour Party. No word yet on the George Floyd statue outside the Royal Courts Of Justice on the Strand.

Stormer went to Hartlepool and rabbited on about sleaze not the by-election. When die-hard loony Owen Jones went to Hartlepool, Labour would not let him interview their candidate Paul Williams. Toby will be apoplectic. Loonies not talking to loonies – madness. You’re an embarrassment.

 

No it isn't, it is Australasia, but you still lose.

 

Neither were the first carrots. They were neither orange in colour nor oranges.

 

Carrots were purple were they not? The Dutch soon put an end to that carry on.

 

Funny you say that as google says Oceania is a continent. So we both win.